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A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?  I’m awfully cold.”

“I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.”

“Wow! That’s a great idea!” he exclaimed.

“Good,” she replied. “Get your own fucking blanket.”

After a moment of silence, he farted.

Breakfast

• Two light Babybels

Lunch

• Last chunk of the pork tenderloin butterflied stuffed (ricotta cheese, basil, baby spinach leaves, artichoke hearts, olive oil, salt’n’peppa)

Snacks

• Two light Babybels
• One banana

Dinner

• One oven-roasted chicken breast stuffed (ricotta cheese, basil, baby spinach leaves, artichoke hearts, olive oil, salt’n’peppa) and glazed with Gourmet Spicy Diana Sauce
• One oven-roasted chicken breast non-stuffed and glazed with Gourmet Spicy Diana Sauce
• Veggies (red pepper, yellow pepper, orange pepper, zucchini, red onion, mushrooms, sunflower oil, dill)