Thursday June 19th 2008
bash.org - One drunk night…
Jared passed this chat quote from “bash.org” my way this afternoon. It made me laugh, so I had to share it:
| Domsey: | Woah, I got the weirdest moment of my entire life this morning |
| bender: | what happened? |
| Domsey: | you know, there was a party at my neighbours’ last night |
| bender: | yeah, you’ve been fucking drunk.. |
| Domsey: | you’ve been there, too? |
| bender: | sure… |
| Domsey: | well, you see i can’t remember anything |
| Domsey: | but this morning I woke up in my bed, and there was my mom lying next to me. |
| bender: | wtf…? |
| Domsey: | That’s exactly what i thought |
| Domsey: | So, my mom got up instantly when i woke up, smiled at me and said “U’re so much better than your dad is.” then she left the room |
| bender: | OMFG!!! |
| bender: | you didnt do that! TELL ME IT WASNT LIKE THAT!!! TELL ME YOU’RE A DUMBASS LIAR!!! |
| Domsey: | no, i’m not lying |
| bender: | OMG!!! |
| Domsey: | but it turned out she was playing a trick on me. Paycheck for coming home late, all drunk. |
| bender: | … |
| bender: | your mom’s such a freak. o.O |
Apparently, bash.org is a site that has a database full of user-submitted IRC quotes. I can’t get to it right now to check it out, but that one above was hilarious, so I’ll be sure to check it out again sometime in the future.
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