One thing about food advertisements that has irked me is that the food always looks perfect. The dude in the Tim Horton’s commercial about to eat a B.E.L.T., the kids eating McDonalds fries where all the fries in the container are lined up, even the beautiful fixings for a Subway sandwich.

On my way back from the bank, I passed by some bread trucks. These 18 wheelers had adverts on the side, as most do, and the picture of the sandwich with the “bite” out of it struck me as odd… it’s too perfect. Where are the teeth marks? The kid in the background has teeth that look as though they could chomp a copper pipe in half, yet the bite in the sandwich is too round. Why do I care? Why does it irk me so? I have no idea.

The mascot reminded me of a character from “Ren & Stimpy” known as POWDERED TOAST MAAAAAAN!!!