Some of these are old, but they’re still good:

Thoughts From a Wandering Mind

• I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.
• I had amnesia once… or twice.
• Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
• All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
• If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride side saddle.
• What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
• Someone told me I was gullible and I believed them.
• Teach a child to be polite and courteous and, when he grows up, he’ll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
• Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
• One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.
• My weight is perfect for my height… which varies.
• I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
• The high cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.
• How can there be self-help “groups”?
• If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
• Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off.
• Is it just me or do buffalo wings really taste like chicken?

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Activity

• Rode the bike along the Queensway, then along King, and down to work (5.3km)

Breakfast

• Three hard boiled eggs

Activity

• Rode the bike to Dominion and back to the office (2km)

Lunch

• Small chicken Caesar salad with real bacon bits – (Dominion – 250g)
• Light Caesar dressing

Snacks

• Three snack-size chocolate Aero bars (7.5g each)

Activity

• Walked from the office to Quad (2.6km)
• One hour of spinning at Quad
• Walked back to the office (2.6km)

Dinner

• One Premier Nutrition Protein bar – double chocolate crunch

Activity

• Rode the bike from the office along King, then along the Queensway, up Parkside, and then over to home (5.2km)

Snacks

• Crackers and cheese

Molly and I looking shnazzy before departing upon our 16km round-about bike ride home. Doesn’t she look cute wearing my sunglasses?

Snacks

• One hard boiled egg

Activity

• Rode the bike along the Queensway, then along King, and down to work (5.3km)

Breakfast

• Three hard boiled eggs

Lunch

• One Premier Nutrition Protein bar – double chocolate crunch

Activity

• Rode the bike along King to Molly’s office, then over to University, up to Bloor, up Avenue to Dupont, then over to Dundas St. West, down to Price Chopper, up Dundas St. West, and then down home (16km)

Dinner

• Beef tenderloin grilling steaks, one with Club House Spicy Hickory rub and the other with with Keg spice – 468g
• Veggies on the BBQ (red pepper, yellow pepper, zucchini, red onion, mushrooms, dill, olive oil, Cajun spice
• Three glasses of Diet Pepsi

Activity

• Rode the bike along the Queensway, then along King, and down to work (5.3km)

Breakfast

• One Premier Nutrition Protein bar – double chocolate crunch

Activity

• Rode the bike to Dominion and back to the office (2km)

Lunch

• Small chicken Caesar salad with real bacon bits – (Dominion – 250g)
• Light Caesar dressing

Activity

• Rode my bike along King to University, then up to Bloor, continuing up Avenue to Eglinton, and down to Eglinton Park (11.1km)

Snacks

• One Premier Nutrition Protein bar – double chocolate crunch

Activity

• Played an hour of pick up Ultimate Frisbee

Dinner

• Shoeless Joe’s
  • Fire Roasted Chicken Sandwich (Cajun chicken breast with fire roasted peppers, grilled red onions, garlic ranch dip and Monterey jalapeño cheese on a ciabatta bun)
  • Lattice fries
  • Pitcher of Rickard’s Red (shared)