1. If you were to die today, what would your last words be?

More than likely just one word: “SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!”

2. What would you want your epitaph to say?

“He came, he saw, he lived, left a dent in the world, and still owes me twenty bucks.”

3. What song would you want played at your funeral?

At the moment, I think “The Funeral” by Band Of Horses would be kind of amusing. It’s a good track, one of my favourites, and a verse that is repeated a few times is “And every occasion I’ll be ready for the funeral”. It’d be an odd track to play at a funeral… which makes sense as to why I’d choose it.

4. In lieu of flowers, what should loved ones do in your honour?

Adopt Creemore as their beer of choice until the end of their days.  

5. What unfinished business would you want wrapped up?

Ensuring that Dubya was hoofed in the nuts for fucking up the planet.