1. If other people could choose an animal to best represent you, what do you think they would choose?

Knowing my friends, they’d probably choose something embarrassing or weird, like a donkey or a slug or a fainting goat.

2. If you could choose an animal that would best represent you, what would you choose?

A cat. I’m inquisitive, cute, love to play, have quick reflexes, and I’m always eager to have my back scratched. Also, I purr sometimes, but only for one person.

3. If you could have an actor play you in a movie, who would it be?

Ryan Reynolds. He’s frikkin’ hilarious, and can be a complete sarcastic smart-ass. Just like me.

4. If you could meet someone who is dead, who would it be and why?

Galileo. To thank him for being the visionary he was, and for his contributions to the future of mankind, even though his theories were met with opposition from some of the backwards people of his time. Without him, science wouldn’t be where it is today.

5. What would your last meal be?

Chicken and creamed corn soup. I love that stuff… to death!

…so, you know, I would eat so much of it that I would die, thus making it my last meal… ah, forget it.