About

Name: Evan Roberts
Birthday: March 14th
Birthplace: A hospital in Mississauga, just outside of Toronto, Canada.
Current location: My room in my apartment in Toronto (at the time I write this).
Eye colour: Green
Hair colour: Dark brown with gray.
Height: 5′7″
Right handed or left handed: Right handed
Your heritage: Half British, 1/16th German, 100% Canadian.
The shoes you wore today: Mine.
Your weakness: Bullets.
Your fears: Anything my imagination conjures up.
Your perfect pizza: Normal: pepperoni, mushroom, green pepper.
Goal you would like to achieve this year: Lose some pounds… well, okay, lose a LOT of pounds.
Your most overused phrase on an instant messenger: “Coolio”.
Thoughts first waking up: “…mmmhhmmm!? Must… shut.. off… annoying… noise… of… alarm… clock…”
Your best physical feature: My calves.
Your bedtime: When I’m tired enough to fall asleep.
Your most missed memory: Don’t remember.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi.
McDonalds or Burger King: Neither. Or both (when I get the desire to hurt myself).
Single or group dates: Single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea.
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or coffee: Neither. Tea. Earl Gray. Hot.
Do you smoke: No.
Do you swear: Fcuk yeah.
Do you sing: Yes. Poorly. But that doesn’t stop me.
Do you shower daily: Yes.
Have you been in love: Yes.
Do you want to go to college: Thought about it.
Do you want to get married: Eventually.
Do you believe in yourself: I believe that I exist, yes.
Do you get motion sickness: Rarely.
Do you think you are attractive: I don’t think I’m ugly.
Are you a health freak: Not yet.
Do you get along with your parents: Yes.
Do you like thunderstorms: Hell yes.
Do you play an instrument: I have a guitar, but don’t play it often.
In the past month have you drank alcohol: Uh… yes.
In the past month have you smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on drugs: What kind of drugs?
In the past month have you gone on a date: Sorry ladies and gentlemen. I’m taken.
In the past month have you gone to a mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten sushi: Yes.
In the past month have you been on stage: No.
In the past month have you been dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone skinny dipping: It’s a bit cold for that (it’s April as I write this).
In the past month have you stolen anything: It’s possible that I might’ve stolen a few hearts in the past month without knowing it, so I’ll just answer “yes”.
Ever been drunk: That’s a silly question.
Ever been called a tease: Yes.
Ever been beaten up: Yes.
Ever shoplifted: I decline to answer that question as it may serve to incriminate me.
How do you want to die: In a way that leaves people thinking “God DAMN, that was an awesome way to go.”
What do you want to be when you grow up: I am grown up.
What country would you most like to visit: Australia.
Best clothing style: Casual.
Number of drugs you have taken: I accidently swallowed some water when I fell into Lake Ontario a number of years back, so who knows how polluted my body is?
Number of CDs you own: A lot.
Number of piercings: One, left ear.
Number of tattoos: One, right shoulder.
Number of things in my past you regret: A lot.