So tonight, I decided to have some fun and play some GTA IV. I know, I know… I never do that. But, I had an urge, and so I loaded up the game and hopped online.
Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the whole point of GTA IV multiplayer, especially in free mode, to go around and blast the shit out of people? You have the option of loading up your own online game with private slots if you want to explore the city and find different ways to reach the roof tops, but don’t get angry at me if I decide to lend you a helping hand by firing a rocket at your feet and propelling you into orbit.
Well, apparently there were some people who chose to get angry with me, and even went so far as to kick me from the online game. Three separate occasions, no less. I tell ya, there are some g-r-u-m-p-y people on Xbox Live. Thank goodness I wasn’t subjected to the shrill voices of the many prepubescent players that seem to thrive on Xbox Live… if only there was a way to disable the chat feature for kids of certain ages. My ears. Dammit.
Anyway, after being booted three times, I finally ended up in an online battle that seemed to be a lot of fun. I initially started racing around the airport with one of the players (the name escapes me now), and then it ended up being an endless battle with this dude with the handle “MTLSmokinBarrel”. I forget how it started, but I blew him up with a rocket, and no matter what, he would chase me down and try to take me out. It was frikkin’ hilarious. At one point, I lured him to behind the airport control tower, and waited for him to zip past me, and he crashed into the wall just behind, which gave me the split second needed to blast his car (and him) to pieces with a rocket. I even crashed a helicopter into the ocean and spent two minutes swimming to shore, only to stand up on a sandbank, and blast him as he drove towards my position, intent on finally getting revenge. I couldn’t stop laughing.
Eventually, almost everyone left the game except for MTLSmokinBarrel and this other dude who went by “DARK518″, but this guy spent most of his time taking advantage of glitches and hiding in buildings that he shouldn’t have been able to get into, and shooting us from within them. Basically, he would be able to shoot us, and we couldn’t shoot him. Fun for about -5 seconds. I killed him once before logging off when he came out for a short period, which was all I felt I needed to do.
Tonight was a good bout of GTA IV, and I hope to play some of the dudes I’ve met online again soon. It’s rare that I look forward to playing against the same people, but I guess it was bound to happen as soon as I started playing against people who enjoy the game as much as I do, and provide a bit more of an intelligent battle… which is more than I can say for the average player with a voice that sounds like Alvin from the Chipmunks.