…and this is yet another example of where American tax dollars are being wasted:

A US judge has thrown out a case against God, ruling that because the defendant has no address, legal papers cannot be served.

The suit was launched by Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers, who said he might appeal against the ruling.

He sought a permanent injunction to prevent the “death, destruction and terrorisation” caused by God.

Judge Marlon Polk said in his ruling that a plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a case to proceed.

“Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice,” Judge Polk wrote in his ruling.

Mr Chambers cannot refile the suit but may appeal.

Mr Chambers sued God last year. He said God had threatened him and the people of Nebraska and had inflicted “widespread death, destruction and terrorisation of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants”.

He said he would carefully consider Judge Polk’s ruling before deciding whether to appeal.

The court, Mr Chambers said, had acknowledged the existence of God and “a consequence of that acknowledgement is a recognition of God’s omniscience”.

“Since God knows everything,” he reasoned, “God has notice of this lawsuit.”

Mr Chambers, a state senator for 38 years, said he filed the suit to make the point that “anyone can sue anyone else, even God”.

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Why doesn’t this guy try to sue Mother Nature for ruining a perfect day with rain, or Jack Frost for icing the roads which cause accidents every year, or even the Tooth Fairy for breaking and entering?!

How the hell is this guy still a senator!?

“Holy moly!” combined with “Holy Matrimony”. 

Imagine standing at the alter, the room is silent, everyone is watching you, while you watch the door, waiting for your bride to arrive. The doors open, everyone turns, and you see her… standing in this dress:

Good lord.

Molly forwarded this to me, so SHE gets the credit!  

…and so now I’ve decided to create a category of “WTF” thanks to this story:

http://www.thestar.com/News/World/article/420797

Seriously… what the hell did this guy think was going to happen? That they would just hand over the cash? Was he high? I think so.

Reminds me something I saw on eBay back when the Wii had been out for only a few months and were almost impossible to come by. Some dude was selling a Wii for $1 million USD, and said something along the lines of “Make eBay history! Be the first person to ever pay $1 million for a Wii!”. Now, maybe it’s just me, but I would think that if someone worked hard to earn $1 million, they wouldn’t be stupid enough to pay that much for a console… especially considering that if they WERE a millionaire, they’d probably have connections to ensure that they got one regardless of how scarce they were.

WTF.